Un poco de humor no cae mal en estas épocas:
Economic Models explained with Cows
> SOCIALISM
> You have 2 cows.
> You give one to your neighbour.
>
> COMMUNISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and gives you some milk.
>
> FASCISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both and sells you some milk..
>
> BUREAUCRATISM
> You have 2 cows.
> The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
> throws the milk
> away…
>
> TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
> You sell them and retire on the income.
>
> AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of
> four cows.
> Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has
> dropped dead.
>
> ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
> You have two cows.
> You sell three of them to your publicly listed company,
> using letters of
> credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then
> execute a
> debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that
> you get all four
> cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
> The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an
> intermediary to a
> Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority
> shareholder who sells
> the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
> The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an
> option on one
> more.
> You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United
> States , leaving you
> with nine cows.
> No balance sheet provided with the release.
> The public then buys your bull.
>
> A FRENCH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads,
> because you want
> three cows.
>
> A JAPANESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an
> ordinary cow and
> produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create a clever cow cartoon image called
> ‘Cowkimon’ and market it
> worldwide.
>
> AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
> You decide to have lunch.
>
> A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
> You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
>
> A SWISS CORPORATION
> You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
> You charge the owners for storing them.
>
> A CHINESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
> productivity.
> You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
>
> AN INDIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> AN IRAQI CORPORATION
> Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
> You tell them that you have none.
> No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and
> invade your
> country.
> You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of
> Democracy….
>
>
